Lingering Trash

You see,

When PLUMP hits the road, we all ride in my vehicle. Often while driving we stop at gas stations to fill up the gas tank, use the porcelein facilities, and purchase food and drinks. This can and does happen multiple times during road trips. Then, we come back home and do other non-band related activities during the week (usually in our own automobiles). However, I get constant reminders of the previous weekend's trip (and other trips) every day as I access different parts of my car during the week. I think the other guys like to leave me little gifts like half eaten candy bars and empty bags of chips or 3/4 empty bottled drinks. It's really kind of like an easter egg hunt, as this trash is hidden in pouches behind the seats, under the seats, between the seats, etc. Now, why these guys choose to hide the trash from me instead of just throwing that shit away is something that perplexes me--and occupies my mind 95% of the day. Is it for my fun? Is it for theirs? Is it fun when I cry myself to sleep every night? My car kind of stinks too. I could be wrong, but I think the stench was a rotten half eaten banana that was probably under a seat for about 2 months. As such, my advice to you is to let no member of PLUMP ride in your car without first making that person give a solemn oath not to leave trash in the car. Please use precaution and apply this advice on a daily basis. I am living proof how a lax attitude toward car trash accumulation can ruin your life.

Signed,

Dumpster Doug